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Thursday, June 22, 2006

A Weak Constitution

Yesterday was the 218th anniversary of the ratification of the Constitution of the United States. I'm amazed that it took this long for a president to turn the one page document on it's head.

As the "Decider", I now have ultimate influence over all legislative decisions. No Republican dares to take a side on an issue that opposes my ideology. There are a few items in Article l, Section 8 that I am particularly fond of controlling...
The power to declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water; the power to make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces; and the power to provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions.

As for Article ll I shall have Power, WITH or WITHOUT the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, The Senate will concur, or else!

Finally, I will only appoint Justices to the Supreme Court that pledge to stay out of MY business.

Who needs Amendments, when Your Highness, Bushy is in charge!

Let the Chaos ensue!

Bushy