Friday, May 05, 2006


We have our own tabloid couple in Washington now. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld. At a recent news conference, Condi was quoted regarding Rummy... “I agree,” . “I like him. I think he likes me.”

Perhaps Donaleezza will move to Namibia, live in a simple cone-shaped structure made with saplings covered in mud and dung, and go quad biking.

We won't be heartbroken. We promise. They can join the South-West Africa People's Organization (SWAPO) and help President Hifikepunye Pohamba manage their diamond mines.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Drugs and Taxes

San Diego residents, spring breakers and immigration opponents are saddened today by the apparent reversal by Mexican President Vicente Fox, of his drug legalization plan. Apparently only drug addicts will be exempt from prosecution. Next thing you know, they will be giving tax refunds only to those that cheat on their taxes. Celebrations broke out in coffee shops throughout Amsterdam.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Tourism in Amsterdam Expected to Decrease

I want to send out a big "thank you" to Mexican President Vicente Fox for solving the immigration problem. By signing a bill to legalize possesion and use of cocaine, heroin, LSD, marijuana, PCP, opium, synthetic opiates, mescaline, peyote, psilocybin mushrooms, amphetamines, and methamphetamines, he has assured that many folks living south of the border will choose to stay put. People living south of Mexico will likely be slowed down on the way to the U.S. border. I assume that drug production facilities will be popping up all over Mexico, employing thousands, while putting the cartels out of business.

Hats off to Vicente,


Tuesday, May 02, 2006

National Anthem

Yo solo quiero que el himno nacional se cante en espanol.