Friday, April 14, 2006

Three more years

Bushy authorized this, Cheney was responsible for that, Rumsfeld was involved with those..

Well yea! We run this country. Who else would you expect to authorize and be responsible for the goings-on in MY country. It's MY war, it's MY top-secret info., it's MY failed immigration bill, it's MY first amendment, it's MY NSA, it's MY confusing Medicare plan, it's MINE for three more years!

I know what you're thinking, "three more years?, what shape will the world be in if Bushy has three more years?" Well here's your chance to tell me what you think. Leave a comment and I'll discuss the best one.

Good luck,


Wednesday, April 12, 2006


I attended a Passover seder at Donald Rumsfeld's home this evening. Do you think the democrats, the Iraqis, the pundits, the press and Jon Stewart will spare me further humiliation if I smear lambs blood on the White House?

Good Yom Tov,


Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Setting an example

The web is not safe from the long arm of "THE MAN". After recent government control of the media, they have decided, in turn, to control your websites. News Corp. has hired a spy to keep an eye on your MySpace sites. Your personal information is now free for the taking. MySpace is the second most visited website on the internet, and contains personal profiles, pictures, and other life details of millions of citizens. I am negotiating an information sharing plan with News Corp. as we speak. Perhaps I could let a few government leaks slip in return for a few thousand ISPs.

I'm glad I can set an example for corporate America. I plan to go after your mail next.

Happy surfing,


Monday, April 10, 2006

Commiteth thy ill deeds

Last night the LORD spake, saying, "first shalt thou commit three ill deeds this week. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt commit, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not commit, neither commit thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then commit thou thy ill deeds of MY Presidency towards thy foe, who, being naughty in MY sight, shall committ it. Amen."