MY WHITE HOUSE

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Squeeze real hard

Hello to my 2 or 3 daily readers. I'm sorry that there has been such a lapse between blog entries. It has been a busy summer. Actually, it has been less than a month since my last entry. Here's a brief rundown of what I have been up to the last 29 days or so:

I blasted the shit out of the broadcast industry by signing the Broadcast Decency Enforcement Act, sharply increasing the penalties for broadcast indecency. I made a Merchant Marine Academy grad shit his pants when I gave him a long, romantic hug. My plan to try Guantanamo detainees before military commissions was shot to shit. Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi and I visited Graceland. That was the shit. I had a great party for my 60th birthday. But I felt like shit afterwards. Congressman Hoekstra gave me shit about keeping intelligence details from him. I partied with the hoten shiten Angela Merkel in Germany. I signed my first ever veto against the stem cell bill, giving those little-shit embryos a chance at life. And I talked some shit at the G8 conference.

That's a lot of shit for 29 days!

Oh, I also did an interview with Larry King. I am scheduled to do an interview with some crazy, liberal shit-speaking bloogers. I'll keep you posted on that. And I didn't once watch that piece-of-shit show The Daily Show.

Have a nice shit,

Bushy