Thursday, June 22, 2006

A Weak Constitution

Yesterday was the 218th anniversary of the ratification of the Constitution of the United States. I'm amazed that it took this long for a president to turn the one page document on it's head.

As the "Decider", I now have ultimate influence over all legislative decisions. No Republican dares to take a side on an issue that opposes my ideology. There are a few items in Article l, Section 8 that I am particularly fond of controlling...
The power to declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water; the power to make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces; and the power to provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions.

As for Article ll I shall have Power, WITH or WITHOUT the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, The Senate will concur, or else!

Finally, I will only appoint Justices to the Supreme Court that pledge to stay out of MY business.

Who needs Amendments, when Your Highness, Bushy is in charge!

Let the Chaos ensue!



  • Happy 4th, King Bushy!

    Wait... does the 4th mean anything anymore if you're King? Please advise. :)

    By Blogger Melissa, at 12:29 PM  

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