Tourism in Amsterdam Expected to Decrease

I want to send out a big "thank you" to Mexican President Vicente Fox for solving the immigration problem. By signing a bill to legalize possesion and use of cocaine, heroin, LSD, marijuana, PCP, opium, synthetic opiates, mescaline, peyote, psilocybin mushrooms, amphetamines, and methamphetamines, he has assured that many folks living south of the border will choose to stay put. People living south of Mexico will likely be slowed down on the way to the U.S. border. I assume that drug production facilities will be popping up all over Mexico, employing thousands, while putting the cartels out of business.

Hats off to Vicente,

Bushy