Thursday, May 11, 2006

Tap, Tap, Tap

Beth Radford of Kansas City, MO, I see a pattern of calls to White Castle Burgers. Sam Cohen of Encino, CA, there's a pattern of calls to the Jewish Journal. Melissa Kristen of Virginia, I see a pattern of calls to Del. Adam Ebbin of Fairfax County.

What do these patterns all have in common? They were lifted from personal phone records that were secretly collected by MY National Security Agency. If you own a telephone and use it, I have your personal life in MY hands. I will soon have a database of every call made in America. I see Donald Rumsfeld made 47 calls to Condoleezza Rice just this week. Oh look, Ann Coulter has been calling Al Franken on a weekly basis. Is he ghost writing for her? This is so fun!

I'm listening to your comments (and then some),



  • Damnit, you caught us!!! Alas, yes, we do call Adam...and others...

    but you already knew that.

    I suppose that explains the echo on my phone sometimes?

    PS- someone from was reading our site yesterday- you? :D

    By Blogger Melissa, at 8:09 AM  

  • Melissa,

    I'm not YET sophisticated enough, to know how to track who's reading my site. E-mail me.

    By Blogger Bushy, at 12:24 PM  

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