Friday, May 05, 2006


We have our own tabloid couple in Washington now. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld. At a recent news conference, Condi was quoted regarding Rummy... “I agree,” . “I like him. I think he likes me.”

Perhaps Donaleezza will move to Namibia, live in a simple cone-shaped structure made with saplings covered in mud and dung, and go quad biking.

We won't be heartbroken. We promise. They can join the South-West Africa People's Organization (SWAPO) and help President Hifikepunye Pohamba manage their diamond mines.


  • I heard that Dick Cheney has gout. Living in the DC area ('though I suppose it counts as DC if you look out your window and see the Capitol?) I'm wondering if you will fire him, since you are notoriously into good health and fitness and have been known to fire the fatties.

    Also, Cheney travels with a biosuit everywhere he goes. Should I invest?

    Are you jealous of Condi now? I seem to remember that she referred to you as her "husband"? Will there be a love triangle? Is Laura involved in anyway? I must know.


    By Blogger Melissa, at 7:59 AM  

  • Melissa,

    If you're looking for investments, may I suggest a large land purchase in Kentucky. Since global warming is increasing rapidly, you will soon have beackfront property.

    Also, don't believe everything you read. Condi IS my bitch. Rove suggested I leak the "false' Donaleezza story to keep suspicion off of me. Laura is the hypotenuse of the triangle.

    By Blogger Bushy, at 8:41 PM  

  • Donaleeza?


    By Blogger Melissa, at 3:48 PM  

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