Saturday, April 08, 2006

More reasons to hate science

I received a briefing today that said the following:

"Blue rings found around Uranus"

I initially thought it was a medical result from MY Presidential physician, and my ass puckered real fast. When I was told that it came from "Science" journal, and it concerned the seventh planet, I felt a little better.

It didn't help when the briefing also quoted American astronaut Bill McArthur, who upon his return from the international space station today asked "is Bush still in office?" When he was told that, yes, I am still the President, he asked when he could return to space.

I better not get a visit from any of those science fair kids in the near future.

Oh, my tushy,



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