Wednesday, March 29, 2006


I visited the Gizmodo website today and found two products that would be very useful here at MY White House.

The first one is the Zac Urban Mobility Unit. This little 2 wheeled rocket can do 15 mile an hour on clean electricity. It's customizable, so I can have MY presidential logo and "Bushy" added to it. What better way to zip from meeting to meeting to bathroom, to press conference, to wire tap session, to Oval Office, to the residence.

And while we're on the subject of clean discharge, the folks at Flat-D Innovations, Inc., have devised a way to eliminate the nasty flatulence odor from our dog Miss Beazley. It's called "The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad". This thong (small, medium or large) comes with a starter tail cut-out hole, elastic straps for a good fit, and a quick release for poop time. I wonder if they have one of these for the Vice President?

Now movement in the White House can be fast and odorless.



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