Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Green Card

My chief of staff Andy Card decided that he couldn't take my bullshit any longer and has decided to resign.

The last straw was my suggestion to bring back the 1846 idea of Manifest Destiny.
If we could conquer Mexico and expand MY form of democracy, freedom and lunacy at any cost, and assimilate all Mexican citizens, we would solve the immigration problem.

I also offered to buy Cuba for "A Million Dollars"!

I also asked the FCC to make it illegal to use the word "Bullshit" on television and radio when describing my policies.

A busy, but productive day. Wouldn't you say?



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