Friday, March 24, 2006

First base, knowledge base, or military base?

Just so you know how smart I am, I managed to screw both Cuba and Hurricane Katrina victims with one act.

In order to allow Cuba to play in the first World Baseball Classic, Havana agreed not to receive any prize money should they come in first or second in the tournament. Castro had promised to give the money to victims of the Hurricane, but now there is no money for him to give, regardless of Cuba's second place finish.

Castro seems to think there was foul play regarding the deal and threatened to cut the power to Guantanamo Bay. Lucky for us, we generate our own power there.
Gotcha again Fidel!

We may just sign the entire Cuban team to Major League Baseball.

I'm not off-base here,



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