Sunday, March 26, 2006

Arresting or Arrested

I hope that guy Carlos Mencia from Comedy Central is not an illegal. I like him much better than those clowns Stewart and Colbert. I'm hoping Carlos' ratings can bump Stew. and Colb. off the air. Or maybe I can leak some secret info to those guys and then send the Justice Department after them.

Of course if Carlos IS an illegal, we'll have to arrest him and assimilate him.

While I'm at it I better find out if any of my staff are from down south. I would hate for them to get deported and humiliated without a proper send-off.

This is going to be an interesting week,



  • Aw, don't hate Colbert. C'mon, this is the man who loves to ask anyone, "George Bush- great president, or greatest president?"

    Jon Stewart is just awesome. :) They love you, after all. (You just make thier job sooo easy!)

    By Blogger Melissa, at 12:05 PM  

  • Should I do the Daily Show or the Colbert Report? Would they know what to do with me?

    I bet they would make good drinking buddies.


    By Anonymous Bushy, at 8:10 PM  

  • Mencia is not an illegal and he comes on at 10:30 while Stewart and Colbert come on at 11:00 and 11:30 respectively. But, I hope you did get to see Mecia’s take on the illegal immigration protests. I am sure he did not expect to become the poster child for fighting illegal immigration but this past week’s show did exactly that, and now I couldn’t be a bigger fan.

    By Blogger Publius, at 7:07 PM  

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